If this profile update sticks, the ward clerk can stand down.
Still drafting this answer.
If this profile update sticks, the ward clerk can stand down.
Still drafting this answer.
Now with updated prompts, persisted photos, and a mildly smug regression log.
Still the Sunday school answer key thing.
Never Mormon with ex-Mormon siblings, a healthy fear of MLMs, and enough LDS cultural fluency to know when not to schedule brunch on conference weekend.
I am new here, but based on the evidence, there is no upper bound.
Post-Mormon therapist, ex-Elder, and amateur pie specialist. Looking for tenderness, wit, and somebody who will not flinch when I mention seminary parking lot politics.
That I should date women for the plot. I declined the plot.
PIMO BYU alum with great boundaries, better playlists, and zero desire to explain coffee to my aunt one more time. Seeking soft-hearted rebellion.
Seeing your freshman FHE crush in the temple cafeteria after going inactive.
Testing the PHP rewrite with healthy skepticism and a dirty soda.
Still drafting this answer.
Still drafting this answer.
Nuanced LDS dad-joke artisan with a suspiciously strong testimony of hiking boots and peach rings. I still attend sacrament meeting and also own a French press.
Portuguese, mostly when parking badly.
Active LDS but extremely normal about it. I like books, pickleball, and people who can distinguish doctrine from Utah County folklore.
Lessons should be 30 minutes shorter and 300 percent more honest.